「英語の試験なんてちょっと勉強すればクラストップも余裕」

あの頃の僕らは一体何を学んでいたのだろうか。ゆとり世代のサル山で培った勢いだけの英語力。困ったら歌詞。困ったら顔文字。困ったら板東。






Not to use dictionaries if possible.
Not to answer in one word if possible.



英語で答える100の質問
http://www004.upp.so-net.ne.jp/yamakoji/


1. What is your name? What is your nationality?
　　Hello!! My name is Aida. I'm Japenese! Wooooo!!!

2. Where are you from? Where do you live?
　　KA・NA・GA・WA!! Woooooo!!!

3. How old are you? When is your birthday?
　　My birthday is June 4th, 1990.

4. Are you male or female?
　　f :-(

5. What is your blood type? What is your horoscope?
　　O!! and...horoscope?? futago...umm...twins??? THE twins!!

6. How tall are you? What is your weight? What size shoes do you wear?
　　I'm taller than Tokyo Tower, and heavier than Fujiyama. I don't wear shoes.

7. Introduce your family members.
　　parents, elder bother and sister

8. What is your occupation?
　　to guard my house

9. Do you have any special abilities or licenses?
　　Yes, I can fly.

10. Show your best and worst features.
　　Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

11. What is your favorite words or phrases?
　　"Shout up!!!!" sounds good :D

12. What is your habit of talking in English?
　　I always talk in English with love.

13. Do you have any strange habits?
　　to get up early

14. Show your charming features.
　　;3

15. What kind of animals are you similar to?
　　My head is like a chicken. Cock a doodle doo :@

16. What is your hobby?
　　umm... stadying English! yeah

17. What kind of dish are you good at cooking?
　　boiled eggs

18. Do you usually smoke? What brand do you take?
　　I like smoked salmon.

19. Do you usually drink alcohol? What kind of liquors do you like?
　　Rikyu? green tea?? Sorry, I don't like.

20. Disclose your secrets that nobody knows.
　　I love you.

21. Declare what you have started recently.
　　trying to smile :-)

22. Show what you have learned recently.
　　English is difficult.

23. Give an example of accidents which you came across recently.
　　I forgot.

24. Tell what is in fashion around you.
　　not to wear any clothes

25. What do you want to buy most?
　　tirol choco

26. What are you particular about?
　　I'm a pen.

27. When do you feel that you get old?
　　when I get up early

28. Do you have any troubles? What is bothering you?
　　I'm all right!!

29. When did you weep last? Why did you cry?
　　I can't remember. I never cry again.

30. When do you feel happy?
　　Taking a bath :)

31. How long have you been using PC?
　　for fifteen years

32. What is your main purpose of using PC?
　　watching movies, listhening to musics... blog? I don't know :-(

33. Recommend some internet sites.
　　ggr

34. What are your favorite sports?
　　I like soccer.

35. Introduce some books that impressed you.
　　"Le Petit Prince". I love it.

36. Who are your favorite singers?
　　My favorite band is the pillows. My favorite Bando is Eiji.

37. What movie did you watch recently?
　　"The Mamiya Brothers". Miyuki Nakajima was good. I want to watch "THIS IS IT" now.

38. What is your favorite TV program?
　　Zoomin, Shoten

39. Who is your favorite foreign person?
　　Eiji Bando. I want to eat a boiled egg with him.

40. Do you have any attractive events recently?
　　The sky is blue... =)

41. Which do you like better, summer or winter?
　　Winter. The starry night is wonderful and I like sleeping on futon in the cold morning.

42. Do you like to ride airplanes?
　　No. But I like airport. Moving Wark? is cool!!

43. Which are you good at better, painting or playing instruments?
　　I paint a dream in my heart. yeah.

44. Are you good at driving?
　　In a way. yeah.

45. Which do you like the better, letters or telephone?
　　Letters. I can't speak Japanese well.

46. Do you like having your photo taken?
　　No. I'm not good at it X(

47. What color do you dislike?
　　Nothing. I don't care.

48. What kind of smells do you like?
　　Smells Like Teen Spirit

49. What kind of sounds do you dislike?
　　The noise on the street is unbearable!!

50. Where do you like to stay?
　　In a bath, singing :)

51. Say what you can't stop or what you don't stop.
　　I can't help loving you.

52. If you must eat only one food forever, what would you select?
　　curry and rice

53. If you get one million dollar, how would you spend?
　　Hit me with it!!

54. If a fire breaks out, what would you bring out of your room?
　　memories

55. If you have to live in one place, which would you choose, an inhabited island or an unlighted cave?
　　unlighted cave. I would live underground and sleep forever.

56. If you change into an invisible man, what would you want to do?
　　secret ;)

57. If you come across a similar man to you, what would you do?
　　"Be my friend" or "Fuck you"

58. What is the most expensive item you bought?
　　Ferrari

59. What did you receive as the best present?
　　special dinner and cake

60. Make the best boast in your life.
　　I met peculiar friends like you.

61. What languages do you speak?
　　nihongo

62. How often do you use English?
　　I've never spoken in English.

63. What languages do you want to learn except for your mother tongue?
　　C++

64. What country do you like the best?
　　Japan.

65. Do you have any foreign friends?
　　I heve no friend in any countries.

66. How do you make your foreign friends?
　　:<

67. How do you contact your foreign friends?
　　:p

68. What country do you have a friend in?
　　:*

69. Have you ever been to foreign countries?
　　(:3 )

70. What country is the best in your travels?
　　11:3=B

71. What is the main purpose of your trip?
　　to spend money

72. Recommend one of the best spots.
　　anywhere lot of stars can be seen

73. Do you have your recommendation of souvenirs?
　　chinsukou

74. Show your necessary articles as traveling goods.
　　a slice of bread, a knife and a lamp.

75. Have you ever eaten Japanese foods in foreign countries?
　　I don't want to eat sushi in foreign countries.

76. Give an example of the dishes that you can't eat.
　　I think I can eat anything when hungry.

77. Introduce some troubles or happenings on your foreign trip.
　　What time is it?

78. When you return to home country, what do you want to do first?
　　maybe go to a toilet

79. Where do you want to go next?
　　Nagasaki!! Foods seem to be delicious. I've never been to Kyushu.

80. What do you think of something after foreign travels?
　　umm...toilet...

81. Give an example of men's (or women's) advantage against women (or men).
　　So many men, so many minds. I don't care.

82. If you are born again, which would you want to be, a man or a woman?
　　A man or a beautiful woman. I want to get a girlfriend, and ..... :E

83. When did you have your first love?
　　I fell in love with a girl when I was thirteen. I believe we are best friend. She is perfect. Love.

84. Talk about the ideal image of your partner.
　　smart, sexy, short hair, B78 W60 H85... etc.

85. What kind of men do you dislike?
　　I don't say anything.

86. What kind of women do you dislike?
　　I don't say anything.

87. When you found out your partner's affair with another man (or woman), how do you deal with it?
　　But I don't care, cause I love u baby that's no lie!!

88. When you are found out your affair with another woman (or man), how do you deal with it?
　　Run away!!!!

89. What behavior do you feel cute of your partner?
　　meow :3

90. Do you love your partner now?
　　I like living alone.

91. Introduce the best memory in your life.
　　I was excited when I was born.

92. What do you think you will be in 10 years?
　　Nothing's gonna change.

93. What do you wish to your children and grandchildren?
　　Don't be like me.

94. If the end of the world occurs in a week, what would you do?
　　format HDD

95. If God exists, what would you wish?
　　Love & Peace (money)

96. Who do you respect?
　　Eiji Bando

97. What is your precious treasure?
　　boiled eggs

98. Remember your impressive nightmare.
　　Someone who I love died.

99. Do you have any dreams or plans in the future?
　　I want to be the Pirate King.

100. Leave your last message!
　　Thank you very much, and I like you :D